Season archive
2017
Tom Gleason took the 2017 title. The league was still being run on a spreadsheet: what remains of the season is the commissioner's own table of final records, and 58 of the 78 regular-season games his table counts survive.
The league did not move to Sleeper until 2018, so there is no game-by-game record of 2017. Two different things survive, and they are not equally complete.
The commissioner's own table of final records is complete — he wrote it down at the time, and it is what the standings below are. It is a stated fact, not a sum over surviving games, which is why it can name every one of the 12 teams with a real record.
The game log is not. 64 games from 2017 survive in it — 58 of the 78 regular-season games that table counts, plus 6 playoff games it does not count at all, and they are not a random sample: the commissioner logged the games he judged notable at the time — close finishes, big scores — and left the rest. So the section below is a list of surviving games, not a week-by-week account of the season, and no season total, average or streak anywhere on this site is built from it.
Champion
Tom Gleason
Asserted from the commissioner's own record
Archive-sourced
Runner-up
—
No playoff bracket survives from 2017, so who reached the final is not recorded anywhere
Best record
12–1
Matt Thoman
Stated
Most points
1,971.10
Tom Gleason
Stated
Highest surviving week
164.60
Tom Gleason · Week 8
Surviving games only
Games that survive
58 / 78
Of the regular-season games the commissioner's own table counts
Curated, not sampled
Final records
Stated, not derived2014-2017 survive as roughly 200 of about 340 games, curated by the commissioner for being notable rather than sampled at random. Every derived column here -- all-play, expected wins, luck, efficiency, median record, top-score weeks -- is computed over EVERY week of a season. Computed over a curated subset it would not be a rougher figure, it would be a different and wrong one, so these seasons show the record that was written down and nothing derived from a log that is missing its quiet weeks. Every team has exactly 13 results here, so this is the regular season only. Ordered by wins, then by points scored — the league's own tiebreak.
| # | Manager | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Matt Thoman | 12–1 | 1,840.00 |
| 2 | Tom GleasonChampion | 9–4 | 1,971.10 |
| 3 | AJ Kirschner | 9–4 | 1,816.40 |
| 4 | Ian Hendry | 7–6 | 1,719.40 |
| 5 | John Pitt | 6–7 | 1,701.50 |
| 6 | Dana Kirschner | 6–7 | 1,678.30 |
| 7 | Josh Mleczko | 6–7 | 1,624.00 |
| 8 | Mark Kirschner | 6–7 | 1,617.70 |
| 9 | Todd Lambert | 5–8 | 1,580.00 |
| 10 | Chrissy Gleason | 5–8 | 1,486.90 |
| 11 | Madeline Hendry | 4–9 | 1,647.10 |
| 12 | Glenn MacDonald | 3–10 | 1,442.00 |
The games that survive
64 gamesThis is not a week-by-week account of 2017. It is every game the commissioner wrote down that year, in week order — 64 of them, chosen at the time for being worth remembering rather than sampled evenly across the season. A week showing one game is a week he recorded one game from, not a week the league played one game in.
Week 1130.30 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner130.30def.Mark Kirschner100.40
- Madeline Hendry126.30def.AJ Kirschner106.80
- Matt Thoman101.20def.Ian Hendry76.70
- Josh Mleczko99.40def.Tom Gleason87.30
Week 2126.00 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason126.00def.Todd Lambert116.80
- AJ Kirschner106.80def.Glenn MacDonald95.30
- Dana Kirschner101.30def.Ian Hendry95.70
Week 3149.30 Ian Hendry
- Ian Hendry149.30def.Madeline Hendry103.00
- John Pitt137.60def.Tom Gleason95.70
- Matt Thoman117.70def.Todd Lambert96.80
- Chrissy Gleason106.10def.Dana Kirschner99.20
- Josh Mleczko97.30def.AJ Kirschner86.70
Week 4113.50 Matt Thoman
- Matt Thoman113.50def.Tom Gleason106.90
- AJ Kirschner112.10def.John Pitt101.60
- Ian Hendry111.20def.Glenn MacDonald84.30
- Todd Lambert107.80def.Dana Kirschner93.50
Week 5142.90 Mark Kirschner
- Mark Kirschner142.90def.John Pitt105.10
- Tom Gleason132.90def.AJ Kirschner84.40
- Todd Lambert109.70def.Madeline Hendry107.70
- Matt Thoman90.90def.Dana Kirschner87.40
Week 6127.10 Matt Thoman
- Matt Thoman127.10def.Madeline Hendry69.50
- AJ Kirschner125.30def.Mark Kirschner80.50
- Josh Mleczko115.60def.Chrissy Gleason115.40
- John Pitt113.70def.Ian Hendry86.90
- Tom Gleason113.70def.Dana Kirschner92.20
Week 7128.10 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner128.10def.Madeline Hendry109.20
- Chrissy Gleason127.80def.John Pitt94.10
- Tom Gleason125.90def.Mark Kirschner74.60
- AJ Kirschner121.80def.Ian Hendry114.50
Week 8164.60 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason164.60def.Madeline Hendry101.90
- Dana Kirschner130.80def.Glenn MacDonald77.30
- Matt Thoman99.20def.Josh Mleczko88.00
Week 9117.80 Madeline Hendry
- Madeline Hendry117.80def.Glenn MacDonald60.70
- Todd Lambert117.10def.AJ Kirschner116.50
- Chrissy Gleason108.70def.Mark Kirschner83.00
- Ian Hendry106.00def.Tom Gleason89.20
- Matt Thoman102.80def.John Pitt85.60
- Dana Kirschner98.30def.Josh Mleczko96.10
Week 10131.40 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner131.40def.John Pitt100.80
- AJ Kirschner101.20def.Matt Thoman95.30
- Tom Gleason96.60def.Glenn MacDonald84.00
- Ian Hendry93.60def.Chrissy Gleason93.10
Week 11133.60 Glenn MacDonald
- Glenn MacDonald133.60def.Josh Mleczko111.90
- Matt Thoman126.50def.Mark Kirschner104.80
- Madeline Hendry118.40def.John Pitt105.20
- Tom Gleason111.70def.Chrissy Gleason105.10
- Ian Hendry107.90def.Todd Lambert100.30
- AJ Kirschner99.50def.Dana Kirschner91.30
Week 12135.40 Mark Kirschner
- Mark Kirschner135.40def.Dana Kirschner67.20
- Matt Thoman135.20def.Ian Hendry89.00
- John Pitt132.60def.Glenn MacDonald108.60
- AJ Kirschner118.20def.Madeline Hendry95.50
- Tom Gleason111.40def.Josh Mleczko79.30
Week 13150.80 AJ Kirschner
- AJ Kirschner150.80def.Glenn MacDonald81.00
- Matt Thoman115.10def.Chrissy Gleason83.70
- Mark Kirschner112.80def.Madeline Hendry105.10
- John Pitt108.20def.Josh Mleczko99.90
- Tom Gleason107.50def.Todd Lambert106.60
Week 14Playoffs160.20 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason160.20def.Mark Kirschner109.20
- Ian Hendry144.20def.John Pitt82.70
- Josh Mleczko109.80def.Matt Thoman82.40
Week 15Playoffs137.00 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason137.00def.Josh Mleczko87.40
- Ian Hendry107.80def.Dana Kirschner102.70
Week 16Playoffs124.40 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason124.40def.Ian Hendry75.20