Draft night
14days away
Saturday, September 5
Counted from this edition, Sunday, August 23, 2026.
2026 season · Preseason
Nobody has played a game yet
The 2026 season exists, for now, as three dates and a sealed envelope. Here is the calendar, what the desks have filed against it, and where the 2025 season actually finished.
Watch the live scoreboardEvery matchup as it happens, refreshed every minute. Served from the league’s own machine, because this site is rebuilt too slowly to be live — so it is a different address, and it opens in the same tab.
The 2026 preseason calendar
Keepers due
Thursday, September 3
Declarations close 48 hours before the first pick. That is 12 days out as of this edition.
Draft order
Sealed until lottery night
The 2026 order is decided by the league's weighted lottery and is not published here. It is drawn live on lottery night, before the draft; the full board — every manager's odds, and where the balls actually fell — follows from that night on. Nothing of the result appears on this page, deliberately.
From the newsroom
The feedWritten by desk, from fact sheets queried out of the league's own record. Every piece names the sheet it came from and what that sheet did not have.
From the record book
All recordsHighest single week
211.77
Matt Thoman · Week 16, 2025 vs Ian Hendry
2014–2025
Best single season
1,725.92
Josh Mleczko · 2022
Since 2018
Most career points
12,497.43
Matt Thoman · 8 seasons
Since 2018
Why some years are partial
The league has kept a complete game-by-game log since 2018. The seasons from 2014 to 2017 survive only as the commissioner's own notes, and those notes were a highlights list rather than a full record — he wrote down the games that were worth writing down.
So anything that needs every game (a win-loss record, a career total, a head-to-head series) starts at 2018, and anything drawn from the earlier years is badged where it appears rather than quietly mixed in. A figure marked Partial season is a floor, not a settled fact.
Week 17, 2025
Playoffs- Aaron Rhodes140.74def.Dana Kirschner93.04
- Mark Kirschner138.56def.Todd Lambert97.29
- Matt Thoman129.84def.Josh Mleczko74.16
- Ian Hendry121.10def.AJ Kirschner81.68
- Chrissy Gleason91.63Score only
- Justin Poe63.91Score only
- Tom Gleason58.20Score only
- Glenn MacDonald57.51Score only
The last 4 scored in week 17 without a paired opponent in the league's record, so they are shown as scores rather than as results. None is given an opponent here.
Final standings
Through week 14Regular-season standings, frozen at week 14. The games beside them come from week 17 — the playoffs, which the standings do not advance through.
| # | Manager | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Matt Thoman | 11–3 | 1,678.91 |
| 2 | Mark Kirschner | 11–3 | 1,663.07 |
| 3 | Josh Mleczko | 11–3 | 1,550.69 |
| 4 | AJ Kirschner | 9–5 | 1,540.13 |
| 5 | Todd Lambert | 8–6 | 1,421.15 |
| 6 | Aaron Rhodes | 7–7 | 1,402.51 |
| 7 | Ian Hendry | 6–8 | 1,446.88 |
| 8 | Dana Kirschner | 5–9 | 1,510.86 |
| 9 | Glenn MacDonald | 4–10 | 1,352.02 |
| 10 | Tom Gleason | 4–10 | 1,258.24 |
| 11 | Justin Poe | 4–10 | 1,244.72 |
| 12 | Chrissy Gleason | 4–10 | 1,230.50 |
The managers
17 in allEvery manager who has ever fielded a team, including the 5 who no longer play. Each has a page of their own.
Active · 12
- Aaron Rhodes
- AJ Kirschner
- Chrissy Gleason
- Dana Kirschner
- Glenn MacDonald
- Ian Hendry
- Josh Mleczko
- Justin Poe
- Mark Kirschner
- Matt Thoman
- Todd Lambert
- Tom Gleason