Season archive
2014
AJ Kirschner took the 2014 title. The league was still being run on a spreadsheet: what remains of the season is the commissioner's own table of final records, and 39 of the 85 games his table counts survive.
The league did not move to Sleeper until 2018, so there is no game-by-game record of 2014. Two different things survive, and they are not equally complete.
The commissioner's own table of final records is complete — he wrote it down at the time, and it is what the standings below are. It is a stated fact, not a sum over surviving games, which is why it can name every one of the 12 teams with a real record.
The game log is not. 39 games from 2014 survive in it, against the 85 games that table counts, and they are not a random sample: the commissioner logged the games he judged notable at the time — close finishes, big scores — and left the rest. So the section below is a list of surviving games, not a week-by-week account of the season, and no season total, average or streak anywhere on this site is built from it. Nothing at all survives from week 11.
Champion
AJ Kirschner
Asserted from the commissioner's own record
Archive-sourced
Runner-up
—
No playoff bracket survives from 2014, so who reached the final is not recorded anywhere
Best record
11–5
AJ Kirschner
Stated
Most points
1,588.00
Dana Kirschner
Stated
Highest surviving week
136.00
Dana Kirschner · Week 8
Surviving games only
Games that survive
39 / 85
Of the games the commissioner's own table counts
Curated, not sampled
Final records
Stated, not derived2014-2017 survive as roughly 200 of about 340 games, curated by the commissioner for being notable rather than sampled at random. Every derived column here -- all-play, expected wins, luck, efficiency, median record, top-score weeks -- is computed over EVERY week of a season. Computed over a curated subset it would not be a rougher figure, it would be a different and wrong one, so these seasons show the record that was written down and nothing derived from a log that is missing its quiet weeks. Team totals run past the 13-week regular season, so playoff results are counted in them. Ordered by wins, then by points scored — the league's own tiebreak.
| # | Manager | Record | Points for |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | AJ KirschnerChampion | 11–5 | 1,457.00 |
| 2 | Dana Kirschner | 9–6 | 1,588.00 |
| 3 | Jason Kent | 9–6 | 1,388.00 |
| 4 | Mark Kirschner | 9–7 | 1,369.00 |
| 5 | Ross | 8–6 | 1,394.00 |
| 6 | Tom Gleason | 8–6 | 1,304.00 |
| 7 | Ian Hendry | 7–7 | 1,489.00 |
| 8 | Glenn MacDonald | 5–8 | 1,473.00 |
| 9 | Chrissy Gleason | 5–9 | 1,360.00 |
| 10 | Josh Mleczko | 5–8 | 1,332.00 |
| 11 | Todd Lambert | 5–8 | 1,187.00 |
| 12 | Matt Thoman | 4–9 | 1,330.00 |
The games that survive
39 gamesThis is not a week-by-week account of 2014. It is every game the commissioner wrote down that year, in week order — 39 of them, chosen at the time for being worth remembering rather than sampled evenly across the season. A week showing one game is a week he recorded one game from, not a week the league played one game in, and week 11 is missing entirely.
Week 1119.00 Chrissy Gleason
- Chrissy Gleason119.00def.Jason Kent117.00
- Dana Kirschner107.00def.AJ Kirschner77.00
Week 2119.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner119.00def.Matt Thoman97.00
- Josh Mleczko114.00def.AJ Kirschner82.00
Week 3107.00 Ross
- Ross107.00def.Dana Kirschner78.00
- Chrissy Gleason105.00def.Ian Hendry103.00
- Tom Gleason91.00def.Josh Mleczko89.00
Week 4108.00 Todd Lambert
- Todd Lambert108.00def.Chrissy Gleason106.00
- Glenn MacDonald100.00def.Mark Kirschner81.00
- Ian Hendry97.00def.Jason Kent85.00
Week 5113.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner113.00def.Tom Gleason73.00
- Josh Mleczko108.00def.Matt Thoman94.00
- Chrissy Gleason100.00def.Glenn MacDonald82.00
Week 6133.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner133.00def.Ian Hendry94.00
- Ross106.00def.Chrissy Gleason81.00
- AJ Kirschner99.00def.Glenn MacDonald87.00
Week 794.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner94.00def.Glenn MacDonald84.00
Week 8136.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner136.00def.Chrissy Gleason101.00
- AJ Kirschner116.00def.Mark Kirschner100.00
- Ian Hendry106.00def.Matt Thoman86.00
- Jason Kent91.00def.Tom Gleason89.00
Week 9130.00 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason130.00def.Ian Hendry90.00
- Chrissy Gleason114.00def.Josh Mleczko94.00
- Ross102.00def.Jason Kent80.00
- Mark Kirschner94.00def.Dana Kirschner88.00
Week 10122.00 Tom Gleason
- Tom Gleason122.00def.Glenn MacDonald105.00
- Josh Mleczko111.00def.Mark Kirschner89.00
- Jason Kent110.00def.AJ Kirschner78.00
- Matt Thoman110.00def.Chrissy Gleason80.00
Week 12132.00 Ian Hendry
- Ian Hendry132.00def.Dana Kirschner48.00
- Glenn MacDonald118.00def.AJ Kirschner104.00
Week 13117.00 Glenn MacDonald
- Glenn MacDonald117.00def.Dana Kirschner93.00
- Matt Thoman115.00def.Jason Kent81.00
- Mark Kirschner95.00def.Ross89.00
- Josh Mleczko90.00def.Ian Hendry89.00
Week 14Playoffs129.00 Dana Kirschner
- Dana Kirschner129.00def.Tom Gleason85.00
- Mark Kirschner115.00def.Ian Hendry97.00
Week 15Playoffs110.00 Mark Kirschner
- Mark Kirschner110.00def.Jason Kent89.00
- AJ Kirschner100.00def.Dana Kirschner79.00